imsoglitter:

OP turned off reblogs (and I understand why) but I wanted this on my dash

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Hannibal could of actually gotten away with it all if he wasn’t so horny about that waterlogged whore

talizoraa:

ampervadasz:

the-haiku-bot:

beepost-generator:

manywinged:

loyalshipper:

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

ALT

wait fr

ALT

oh my god

men when they die in svalbard

ALT

and waste fresh meat???

I didn’t think that it would be more wild, but it is. Terrifying.

I didn’t think that

it would be more wild, but it

is. Terrifying.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

identifying-cars-in-posts:

oodles-of-boodle:

minnkunth:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2013-2020 Bentley Mulsanne

2001-2002 Holden Commodore Executive

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO

lego-charlie:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

I get sometimes you gotta cater a little (or maybe a lot) to make it as an indie artist who sells their stuff online but my brother once told me to put more #funny relatable quotes on my art and I just looked at him like

is this alluring to you

​I’m gonna post this on twitter without caption and if it gets more likes than the original we’re all exploding

also yeah I got prints for the original image lol

KILL EVERYTHING FOREVER

electric-blue24:

well its June so that means some dragons based on different pride flags

feel free to give some suggestions for other designs

Now with a part 2

electric-blue24:

took a bit but heres Pride dragons part 2! thanks for all the love for the first set

and again id love some suggestions for more flag designs

Part 1

(edit, changed to higher resolution images)

manywinged:

manywinged:

just had a guy come in to work and buy a bunch of food and tell me “i’m getting dinner for the syndicate” like some kind of fantasy crime boss

grocery shopping for the assassins’ guild

manywinged:

manywinged:

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

ALT

these are friends. guys even.

ALT

this is a mafia family

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

waterloggedsoliloquy:

“im having creation ideas beyond my skill level” DO IT ANYWAY. “i don’t have good supplies” DO IT WITH BAD SUPPLIES THEN. “i don’t have free time” SO DO IT SLOWLY.

FIND THE SHORTEST MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO YOUR CREATION BEING REALIZED AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THERE